{"product_id":"same-sht-toilet-roll","title":"The far right toilet roll","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited run. Once these rolls are gone, they're gone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePauline Hanson and Donald Trump run the same play. Whip up fear, blame refugees and migrants, and hope nobody notices who's cashing in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSo we teamed up with Toilet Paper Australia to give them the treatment they deserve. Now you can wipe with them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eEvery cent of profit goes to the \u003cstrong\u003eAsylum Seeker Resource Centre\u003c\/strong\u003e. They support the people Hanson's politics hits hardest, and they'll get all of it. GetUp isn't keeping a dollar. We made this because laughter cuts through noise. Because satire is older than Parliament. Because sometimes the only appropriate response is… practical. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOrders are packed and sent out in batches, so please allow two to three weeks for yours to be processed before it ships. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThese rolls ship from a separate warehouse to the rest of the GetUp merch store, so different shipping rates apply. If you order them alongside other merch, they'll arrive in a separate parcel. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eOrders of $100 or more ship free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003e🧻 What you’re getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1448\" data-end=\"1829\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1448\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1471\"\u003e3-ply white paper\u003c\/strong\u003e — soft but strong (unlike some policies)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e170 sheets per roll\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe fine print\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis is satire. It isn't affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any political party or person depicted or referenced.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GetUp","offers":[{"title":"4-pack","offer_id":47718310838502,"sku":"170","price":59.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2-pack","offer_id":47718310871270,"sku":"135","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/1966\/2822\/files\/IMG_0925_0be71520-1db4-457a-b6f9-fd920dc6616f.heic?v=1791427519","url":"https:\/\/merch.getup.org.au\/products\/same-sht-toilet-roll","provider":"GetUp","version":"1.0","type":"link"}