The far right toilet roll

Limited run. Once these rolls are gone, they're gone.

Pauline Hanson and Donald Trump run the same play. Whip up fear, blame refugees and migrants, and hope nobody notices who's cashing in.

So we teamed up with Toilet Paper Australia to give them the treatment they deserve. Now you can wipe with them.

Every cent of profit goes to the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre. They support the people Hanson's politics hits hardest, and they'll get all of it. GetUp isn't keeping a dollar. We made this because laughter cuts through noise. Because satire is older than Parliament. Because sometimes the only appropriate response is… practical. 

Orders are packed and sent out in batches, so please allow two to three weeks for yours to be processed before it ships. These rolls ship from a separate warehouse to the rest of the GetUp merch store, so different shipping rates apply. If you order them alongside other merch, they'll arrive in a separate parcel. Orders of $100 or more ship free.

🧻 What you’re getting

• 3-ply white paper — soft but strong (unlike some policies)

• 170 sheets per roll

The fine print

This is satire. It isn't affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any political party or person depicted or referenced.